1. Never fight a snake in high grass.
  2. Don’t go to the circus expecting an opera.
  3. Avoid debating clowns over make-up, shoes, and outfits.
  4. Try not to wear good clothes to a muddy field.
  5. Once you accept the unacceptable suddenly the unthinkable is in reach
  6. For mudslingers the low ground IS the high ground.
  7. When an arsonist is allowed to argue with the fire marshal over anything involving fire it may be time to move.
  8. Tiny hands will never accept responsibility.
  9. A clown can never be embarrassed.
  10. Decline starts with spectacle and ends in shambles.
  11. At this point, anyone on the fence, is trying to make a dollar out of 99cents. #theygonnakeeponmissing
  12. If you go to the circus, remember, don’t join.

September 2020

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